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I dislike that I have to reply to me to reply to leeharvey.
This particular space on the internet has indeed had some of the most abysmal pieces of the written word I have seen of late.  Granted, I am picky with my media consumption, but it is like a trainwreck, I just can't not read it.  Although sometimes it does

I bet at least half of this will be awesome.  Which is to say it will be a fairly typical flaming lips album.  I like most of these people, with the notable exception of Ke&ha and I am so utterly "meh" about Bon Iver.  As far as Coldplay goes, its not that they're bad; they just aren't doing anything plenty of other

No, no, no.  You are overcomplicating.  This column was simply the poorly worded ramblings of a boring human being who felt the need to pontificate yet lacked something about which to pontificate.  Moreover, someone who demonstrates a fundamental lack of understanding of either Tumblr or society; as Tumblr is at best

Too old.  Also, I am pretty sure the AV Club has a general ban on discussing electronica/ambient/whatever; the 'critics' here are above it.  With their Britney Spears and Phoenix, these are the true scholars of electronic music.

You should probably feel flattered.  Unless it's because people look at you and think, "Now there's a guy who's not gonna complain if I check his 'baggage'." 
on topic
This episode, and its consistent comedic quality, gives me hope for the coming season.  I was hoping from the title that the episode would have

More good news!

In late, but while I love me some James Joyce, "A Modest Proposal" is without a doubt my favorite short work, and perhaps my favorite work overall, in the English language.

Armie Hammer?  Like Armand Hammer?
The baking soda magnate?
edit: apparently just like that.

yes, that was the best part.  Cheryl is probably next, as so far Pam has had sex (of some weird variety) with Malory, Lana (implied at the end of season 1 ep. 9), Archer, and Cyril.  Not to mention the Warriors, from, you know, The Warriors.

DEVOTED SISTER
I don't think there has ever been a time in which I so obviously knew what I thought the best show on tv was.  This show started strong, but by constantly developing the personalities of all of its characters, and the complexities of their relationships with eachother, it has turned into pure gold.  Too

The rape van has less rape
And nobody has made a troll toll joke yet?
You have to pay it.

I love (would gay-marry) Frank Zappa and I can obtain REASONABLE AMUSEMENT/ENTERTAINMENT from the first two or three Barenaked albums, and nothing but building rage from their output since.  The first time I saw them on MTV, I thought "This thing is not good."  But they have a couple good albums, which puts them above

That train song is seriously the worst thing ever.  The words fill me with….what….rage?  I think rage.  Rage and nausea.  Although, hearing him sing he's just a Shy Guy makes me thing of Mario 2, and I enjoy that, but those lyrics are so bad.  Horrible, terrible, gut-wrenchingly awful.  And the music is really boring

Yeah, but I don't think it was out of place.  Pam is callow, and enjoys the entertainment value of people's misery.  Plus, if anyone could drink  so much that Sterling Archer would end up with whiskey dick, it would be Pam Poovey.

You probably haven't seen Bad Taste then, either.  It's fun, but Dead Alive is like the definitive early Peter Jackson movie.  Meet the Feebles is probably my favorite, though, and probably would be for the Director's song alone. I don't think there can be another movie like that; which is something you can say about

tl;dr
Why I download
A) I hate tv commercials, and haven't seen one in, I dunno, four years.
B) The five shows I watch a week (at most) do not justify paying $50 extra a month to do so
C) All major networks are owned by companies I hate, and do not care to support any more than I absolutely need to.
D) I am not a neilson

wait, what 'become an assassin'? 
She was in black Ops.  And in Morocco killing ex-Nazis. 
And in Iran during some particularly fun times.
It's always been pretty clear Mallory Archer was not one to shy away from wetwork.
Plus, the more you know about Operation: Gladio (a real thing, like a surprising number of things

TROLL!!!!
KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!
Seriously?  There are like 20 years of TERRIBLE lyrics to argue with you there.
1,2,3…..14?!?!?!
Fuck you Bono.
Get off this forum.

I honestly can say that it is my favorite album.  There are maybe 20 contenders for the number 2 spot, but as to the absolute favorite, Aeroplane takes it with basically no contest.  
As to the column above, it is neat and all, but kind of displays the A.V. Club's thoroughly consistent prejudice against music that