I'm too self-conflicted to have a "deal" right now.  Dammit.

Ooooh, "Roman Catholic apostate agnostic".  I'm going to add that to the list of ways that I try and explain my agnostic-Catholic religious-identity combination to people. Thanks!

Do you have roller blades?

I bought some Absolut stuff that they were only selling in European airports, and it was pretty okay.

I do smoke pot, and I love music, so I probably would have responded.

Maybe his opinions on puns have been shaped by exposure to  The Bugle?

I'm pretty sure I'd still be a little annoyed with someone who said that they were sure that humans did evolve from apes.

Morsi is gone yo.

It isn't really a comment bomb at this point.  The Commentariat Consensus is that this column serves no useful purpose beyond comment-coffeehouse, so that's what it's been turned into.

@avclub-5a1c0dcc8243c086c74ee944052f6f0f:disqus , I think "American Food" is more about food that has an emotional connection to the national psyche.

As a Canadian, I strongly agree. It's ridiculous to refer to any country as "the greatest."

@avclub-fec1b8d3fbc08f27a84e5a334d45bb5a:disqus 
It always stuns me how crazy people are about attacking Islam.

We actually don't get that too much in Canada. People have nostalgia, sure, but it isn't a politically relevant tool. Maybe because of our asymmetrical cultural heritage?

Japanese convenience stores are truly amazing.  
Need beer at 1am?  No problem.  
Want some fucking gyudon at 4am? Sure, and they'll heat it up for you!  
Creepy hentai?  Oh, there's always a place close by for that.

Prince Edward Island has highways that are so clean they have a creepy "these roads were given a massive Brazilian" vibe to them.  Tourism!

Your stock answer is an imaginary scenario?  My stock answer to that would be, "since we're just making stuff up, I"d imagine it would fare perfectly!"

[Les Stroud drinks Bear Grylls' milkshake.]

@avclub-d71760750778a95386b703f5c9e474f0:disqus ,
You may want to add "Native American Genocide" to that "greatest shame" list.

At least now Brad will be free to accept his dream job at Veridian Dynamics.

@avclub-2ada31fe193c3a8c3f18a2d15c64362c:disqus , whut?  She enters the show in Season 2.