I think the director was, in his way, trying to "whack" fans of Osama Bin Laden.

Or footage from his fabled days as an ex-commando green beret interior decorator.

You put Kristin Kruek in something and the AV Club's gonna give it something in the B range, badda boom, badda bing.

If the Scottish weren't so busy starting all these bands, they probably would've found the Loch Ness monster years ago.  Just drain the ocean or where ever it hangs out and be done with it already!

I just hate anyone who writes songs, is all.

(I think your story checks out.)

Even a rudimentary study of anatomy will show you that on a person's shoulders is really an ideal place to house the brain.

How about a Jon Hamm cameo where he plays the real life Dick Whitman?

Now you got me thinking about tattoos Jesus could get for his face.  I guess he could get BAKED on one cheek and RISEN on the other.  Like, he's a loaf of bread, but also the savior of mankind.

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Keep the change, you filthy animal.

The odds of matching all five of the regular numbers twice is the same, but the odds of matching all five AND the powerball are off the charts!  Twice!

That's the beauty of this enterprise though … the lack of profundity.  Also, the ridiculous scope.  In one of last night's episodes, I missed some of the wholly unnecessary set-up, but from what I gathered there was some woman (who was like a Scranton 5 and a New York 2) who worked with some jabroni for a year, and…

The A.V. Club … now with full-frontal Jew-dity.

I really feel like the two episodes of Mobbed on tonight could have gotten a mention.  I know they were in yesterday's What's On Tonight, but how many episodes could we have left of this treasure?  Just the two tonight, maybe.  And Mobbed is appointment television in the Ellsworth homestead.

Six terms and an Oliver Stone biopic.

The Native American word for "community" is "maize."

I'm pretty sure that her bigger paycheck is taking food out of the mouths of my children.

too ethnic; wouldn't watch

Bret's overseas cousin The British Bulldog could pay a visit for sweeps week!