Waldo was the most loyal soldier Tony was ever going to have.  Christopher was an addict.  Disgusting.

I never knew that pasta alla carbonara was

I never knew that pasta alla carbonara was

You gotta be a quiz whiz to be a wise guy.

You gotta be a quiz whiz to be a wise guy.

Maybe you just ate too much cheese before reading my comment.  Any amount of cheese is too much before stopping by the AV Club.

Maybe you just ate too much cheese before reading my comment.  Any amount of cheese is too much before stopping by the AV Club.

What doesn't make sense?  In lieu of a proper reward for showing up for every day of the 4th grade, we were shown a movie.  Flight of the Navigator.  Back to the Future Part III.  Innerspace.  You know the type.

What doesn't make sense?  In lieu of a proper reward for showing up for every day of the 4th grade, we were shown a movie.  Flight of the Navigator.  Back to the Future Part III.  Innerspace.  You know the type.

I saw Flight of the Navigator because I had perfect attendance in 4th grade.

I saw Flight of the Navigator because I had perfect attendance in 4th grade.

I could really go for some Milksteak right now.

I could really go for some Milksteak right now.

I liked it better when the Elmo puppeteer was just known as Diesel.

I liked it better when the Elmo puppeteer was just known as Diesel.

Don't be a dick.

Don't be a dick.

I don't know if that's foreshadowing.  Maybe just misdirection.

I don't know if that's foreshadowing.  Maybe just misdirection.

Fun fact: As much as he loves Pink Floyd, Tony can't stand Roger Waters's solo work.