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Mr. Ellsworth
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You got engaged?  Smooth move, dicknose.

What kind of name is "Slave 1" for a ship?  Where do you think that came from?  Everyone knows that the Fetts were never slaves nor did they ever deal in the slave trade.

What kind of name is "Slave 1" for a ship?  Where do you think that came from?  Everyone knows that the Fetts were never slaves nor did they ever deal in the slave trade.

No X-Wings in the first three episodes?

No X-Wings in the first three episodes?

No, but HBK does.  He shows up out of nowhere to superkick Marty Jannetty right in the face!

No, but HBK does.  He shows up out of nowhere to superkick Marty Jannetty right in the face!

Don't women hate pants?

Don't women hate pants?

I smoke my beef short ribs like a cigarette!

I smoke my beef short ribs like a cigarette!

For me, this is the first episode of the final season that makes you look at yourself in the mirror and ask yourself: what would happened if I mailed a Hootie and the Blowfish CD to Dick Cheney?

For me, this is the first episode of the final season that makes you look at yourself in the mirror and ask yourself: what would happened if I mailed a Hootie and the Blowfish CD to Dick Cheney?

His mutant power was not liking sing-a-longs!

His mutant power was not liking sing-a-longs!

Lunchtime is the right time for rigatoni a la Tony.

Lunchtime is the right time for rigatoni a la Tony.

I wouldn't fuck Brienne of Tarth with Bea Arthur's dick!

I wouldn't fuck Brienne of Tarth with Bea Arthur's dick!

I feel like the DVD format was created specifically to foster the enjoyment that is Entourage.