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The problem with Shutter Island…
…is DeCaprio's awful fake accent. Why does DeCaprio insist upon doing such awful fake accents in so many of his movies?
Blood Diamond was just as irritating for the same reason.

A good guy
It's great to see that Roger Ebert is keeping his chin up and not letting his condition ruin his career.

I'm not going to say that Hot Tub Time Machine was a good movie, because it wasn't, but there were so many movies that were so much worse that didn't make the list, such as:

Red Dead Redemption
I thoroughly enjoyed Red Dead Redemption. It was a thrilling adventure of a game.

Terriers
I'm also saddened by the lack of props for Terriers. It would have been a nice F.U. to FX for shutting down an award-winning show before it even got started.

I'd like to make a "landing" on her forehead, and leave a big ol' mushroom print right in the middle of it.

You forgot the rest of the title…
"Project Runway: Accessories to Murder"

Drew Barrymore is a hottie
I'd like to start *her* fire. with…friction!