The first time I read this I thought it said "socks", not "cocks". I was all "what in the world is he doing with his socks?"

I liked this comment the first time I heard it from snidely q dooshebag in the Moneyball review comments section. But then all the cool kids like it so I don't like it anymore.

Surely you are new to this site. Welcome to the wonderful world of CancerAIDS!

For me it was one piece of Reese's Pieces. The doctor melted it out with warm water. Then I went home and everybody in my family laughed their asses off.

Oh. And Fuck James Cameron on general principle.

Wrong. Coraline was the best movie on this list. Just plain wrong. Your opinion is wrong.

Why spend money on writing and acting and directing when you can plug in the James Cameron engineered Rape-The-Art-Out-Of-Our-Souls-O-Matic 6000?

Bert is very good, but Bob Uecker is The Best In The Business. He does play by play and color and then there's some other schmuck for the stats guy, but Ueck does 80% by himself. Too bad he only does radio now, but that bitch is fucking hilarious.

Maybe the moms would prefer something more wholesome, like "Promise Keeper Cuddle", it's peach ice cream with white chocolate keys for daddy and cinnamon keyholes for baby. Sorry. I tried to come up with something as squicky and gross as the real promise keepers, but how is that even possible?

To whom it may concern:

Come on, Sean. Quit dicking around and slay me with that nasty Sinead O'Connor stuff. I can sense the trepidation, but let's discuss what "barking up the wrong tree" has to do with "99.999% vaginal".

Thanks. 'Ppreciate it.

Why does this upset everyone so? This is like kicking over a gravestone after you've already spent millions of dollars digging up the corpse, beheading it, shitting in the skull cavity, and using the widow's hair to wipe your ass.

Gael Garcia Bernal stars in . . .
An Almodovar production of . . .
The Studs Terkel adaptation . . .
"The Cleveland Steamer"

Do you think she looked like that when she was getting "barked up the tree"?

Good story. And what's all this about Nickelback taking photographs of a cult killing people?
I knew those guys were cool.

Come on Trolly, Gore Vidal wouldn't say it that way. There's no object in that phrase. "(I will) right after you suck a bag of dicks."

This rogue has a filthy tongue! Cannot he be humorous and complimentary in equal measure?

I was confused when Hank produced the photo evidence of Gus' fingerprints on the chicken bag, because while it might seem strange for a vegan to have that in his possession, it means nothing that Gus touched the bag. After all, he does manage Los Pollos Hermanos. So the connection between the cup prints and bag prints…

Thanks for a great season 1 Kyle. I hope your bosses keep this one going because TLSS is one of the funniest shows of all time, plus it's the best of both worlds. It's a comedy with celebrity and musical guests like Carson. Los of great stuff ahead. No spoilers, but I'm looking forward to David Duchovny and Roseanne.…