Abortion is one treatment for pregnancy: the worst sexually transmitted disease known to humanity.

"Plus…Dan Aykroyd touched my childhood.
That's why I'm on your penny." - Abe Lincoln

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REO Squickwagon

It was meant to be descriptive. Didn't mean to offend you or your kids or anyone who is into giving vampire blowjobs. And the style is my own. I'm not a writer so yeah I pulled it out of my ass. The reverse of which I implore you to do to this bag of vampire dicks.

He's not a lover or a fighter
He's a drinker. And neither he nor anyone else ever said he was a good person. I forgot about that rape passage, which his ugly even if it is through the lenses of alcohol, distance, and narrative. In fact, most of his books and poems are intended (I believe) as a slice of his deeply…

You're right. Oslo is nowhere near the North Sea. It's on an inlet of the North Sea. This should have been common knowledge to all, thus completely negating my point. It would not be at all strange to stay on a small Norwegian island just weeks after a religious zealot committed grisly mass murder. I stand corrected.…

What's wrong with The Man
Called Aerodynamic?

I suppose it could have been worse, but all the good students are laughing all the way to their summer homes.

Slow Claire
I went to a school about an hour and a half away from my girlfriend (who was still a senior in high school). My roommate was a good friend from my class and he was in the same boat as me with the senior gf and all. We drove back every weekend to fuck our girlfriends which was an even easier choice when you…

Teddy needs a washing
Wilfred has some pretty good times with Teddy. The notion that teddybear participates in the ouija board only to spell out "WASH ME" makes a nice callback to all the Wilfred Jizz we've seen him take of late.

Meax said it all. Ummm.

Excellent job, Noel. I first encountered you via Popless, and then you mentioned Lost (and the wire and others) and I don't always agree with you but i like the way you like your stories

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cereal

Ok. I'll do it. Well some of it, anyway.
But 20 hours is a bit much. Beggars can't be choosers. How 'bout 5 hours a week and access to the taste tests?

Window!
Charlie seemed crestfallen when Frank called window. Is there a sub-conscious desire for Frank to ride bitch? Discuss.

Damn i missed it. Did anyone catch Archer? Slayed me. Nearly literally.
And I loved realizing that the dude's mother was Jennifer Whatsername from Arrested Development.

The Clouzot Movie
freaked me the fuck out. Eeeeuwwa that's some delicious cuckoldry

That was hot.
You guys should do it.

road tripping
I will forever associate Stereolab's Emperor Tomato Ketchup with summer road trips I took with ex-girlfriends. The good memories remain and these songs demand warm cans of Coke and hot wind in the face while flying past farmland and construction sites with the volume at 11.