I was mad at them after the JJGO debacle - I've been listening to TSOYA for six or seven years now, and they seemed like such epic dicks. But I didn't hate them until I heard about the whole Dickwolves thing. I want to punch them both.

Judge John Hodgman's on Podmass.

I can't imagine anyone being scared by them - they just seem categorically unfrightening to me - but I do recommend seeing them. They're sort of fascinating in a weird way.

I missed 'em, what did they say?

I was about to say, oh, wow, HipsterDBag is a lot less irritating/a much better person than I thought.

The trailer really does look absurd, though - it's hard to be afraid of invisible monsters for an entire two-hour movie.

@avclub-085041a0a9f34e2125087d2c53fe6291:disqus Is this the one? Warning, NWS: 
http://500motivators.com/pl…

"If you don't… you get a mouth… a mouthful… of red - kryptoniiiiIIIIIITE!"

It was like that episode of Bones when they all had a bar, but for a whole season! (In retrospect it's unreasonable to expect people to know this much about Bones.)

I'd agree with you if it were taking place anywhere but on a review for an episode of Lost.

F is either "this is so bad you must see it" or it's somehow offensively bad. The latter they are not recommending you see.

It's this weird mix of being super-positive ("everyone has art inside of them! just let it out!") and very negative.

If the three were edited together at random it'd be like The Cure for Insomnia, except the cure is just committing suicide.

I think I'll watch a movie adaptation of any book I've finished. Not sure why.

He has a heart, he just doesn't have a brain.

ugh delectable is the creepiest way to compliment a woman I've ever heard. I feel like I need to take a shower.

He says above he doesn't like the original book.

Yeah, there definitely was the Curb one, but that's only A+ I've seen.

It's a pun, @avclub-4f18f486a356810b3ef8008243bcba7a:disqus .

Almost positive it's not.