If Mac ever tried to come out, Dennis would just guide him gently back into the closet.

Charlie would never intentionally hurt anyone, take it back!

Charlie would never intentionally hurt anyone, take it back!

I'd only be shocked if Dennis weren't killing people all along. 

I'd only be shocked if Dennis weren't killing people all along. 

You're bald, Benovan!  Accept it!

You're bald, Benovan!  Accept it!

You know, it wouldn't take a lot of tweaks to make a great miserablist drama about poor, poor Mac.   Jesus, that was both incredibly hard and incredibly funny to watch, especially as Mac played with the pen and as Dennis was abusing Mac while he left the office.  Also confirmation that Dennis knows Mac's gay and lets…

You know, it wouldn't take a lot of tweaks to make a great miserablist drama about poor, poor Mac.   Jesus, that was both incredibly hard and incredibly funny to watch, especially as Mac played with the pen and as Dennis was abusing Mac while he left the office.  Also confirmation that Dennis knows Mac's gay and lets…

Lazy, ironic, and affectless people like to think that everyone else is lazy, ironic, and affectless.  How else can they live with themselves?

Lazy, ironic, and affectless people like to think that everyone else is lazy, ironic, and affectless.  How else can they live with themselves?

I would sneak some sort of pathogen into the air piped into the classroom with this class and I don't even give a fuck.

I would sneak some sort of pathogen into the air piped into the classroom with this class and I don't even give a fuck.

That implies recent American culture is worth studying.  Maybe studying the culture of the lowest common denominator of a society is not really worth it.  Maybe studying short stories is better for both the individual and the society both.

That implies recent American culture is worth studying.  Maybe studying the culture of the lowest common denominator of a society is not really worth it.  Maybe studying short stories is better for both the individual and the society both.

There's a reason Holden's a 17-year-old and not a 37-year-old.

There's a reason Holden's a 17-year-old and not a 37-year-old.

Dawn of the Dead and 300 were perfectly good schlock.

Dawn of the Dead and 300 were perfectly good schlock.

It's complete shit except for the surprisingly good Spacey and Posey performances.  Routh was miscast, Bosworth was incredibly miscast, the plot ranged from dumb to idiotic, and the movie couldn't even seem to square whether is was a sequel or not.  Don't even get me started on the Superbrat or the incredibly…