T-DOGGGGGGG!!!!! NOOOOO!!!!!

DVRed this one
Turned it off hallfway through it
Why punish myself

DVRed this one
Turned it off hallfway through it
Why punish myself

. . . sure, if that helps.

. . . sure, if that helps.

I've read Mark Twain.  And Jon Stewart, sir, is not Mark Twain.

I've read Mark Twain.  And Jon Stewart, sir, is not Mark Twain.

Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Dicatator for Life

Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Dicatator for Life

Put the cast of Garden State in a human centipede and play The Shins in the background while they try to escape, and you've got a hit, baby!

Put the cast of Garden State in a human centipede and play The Shins in the background while they try to escape, and you've got a hit, baby!

Oh, I loved Kiss of the Dragon.  ESPECIALLY Jet Li against the twins at the end. I was talking about in terms of visual effects.  Kiss of the Dragon didn't use any CGI or wires (which is why it was awesome), where movies like Kung Fu Hustle, Romeo Must Die, Crouching Tiger, etc. used both.

Oh, I loved Kiss of the Dragon.  ESPECIALLY Jet Li against the twins at the end. I was talking about in terms of visual effects.  Kiss of the Dragon didn't use any CGI or wires (which is why it was awesome), where movies like Kung Fu Hustle, Romeo Must Die, Crouching Tiger, etc. used both.

@ElDan:disqus 
Man, you can do that sort of thing for almost every horror movie.  Texas Chainsaw Massacre has:

@ElDan:disqus 
Man, you can do that sort of thing for almost every horror movie.  Texas Chainsaw Massacre has:

Oh, I hated the 2nd one.  Stupid and violent, it was all the perceived flaws of the first movie without any of its characters or plotting.  Don't compare the two.

Oh, I hated the 2nd one.  Stupid and violent, it was all the perceived flaws of the first movie without any of its characters or plotting.  Don't compare the two.

I loathed the second one, but I think the first one was the best horror movie of the 2000s not named The Descent.  If you can sit through The Exorcist, you can handle Hostel.

I loathed the second one, but I think the first one was the best horror movie of the 2000s not named The Descent.  If you can sit through The Exorcist, you can handle Hostel.

It's not that bad. Certainly better than Romeo Must Die or its ilk.  Think of a poor man's Kung Fu Hustle and you've got an idea.  A pretty violent mixture of CGI, wires, and slapstick.