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"Christian[s] … take on the … Japanese … menace … in … [']Ponyo[']. [T]he plot is little more than an excuse for … the … famous … tit[s] … of … Tina Fey … and … the wonders of … human … fluid[.] [A] very small child … melt[s] … stunningly beautiful visuals[!]"

Uh uh, man. Naw, man. You don't want to rile me, man. You just riled the wrong motherfucker, man. Naw, you don't even know, man. I'm—I'm the last guy you want to fuck with, man, 'cause you don't know me, man. I'll fuckin', I'll kill your ass, man. You don't even know, man. You don't know, man. I'm like a motherfuckin'…

For those of us living in Japan, "Ponyo" has been available on DVD for about a month now, and I can attest to its greatness. I began seeking out all of Miyazaki's work after "Spirited Away" hit theaters here and became a worldwide hit later on. Rarely have all of his gifts as a filmmaker and storyteller come together…

@ImpromptuJ: That's the grossest thing I've ever heard in my LIFE! Let's go!

Peter: This thread is more fun than that time I fought againt the guy who played Robert Downey Jr.'s friend in "Weird Science" in a Wreslemania cage match that year it was held on the moon.

I could have used "terrific" instead and gotten the same result. Don't own a 360 and know nothing about this game; I just saw an opportunity to post the most hated of all message board comments, and I took it.

I canceled my subscription to that one. But I did, however, renew Acronyms in Subject Headers Monthly for the low, low price of $9.99.

Frankly, I rate 'Splosion terrible …
Not good, says I.

'Fat' is really, seriously tacky …
B-? I dunno …

Agreed. I am currently living in Japan and my wife, who is Japanese, is absolutely addicted to Matsumoto-san and the tons of other comedians who are on TV here roughly 99 percent of the time.

Upon hearing the announcement for this movie, I didn't so much as bat an eye.

Vampire movies suck …
… but this one might have some bite to it. The Simon Belmont character may be able to whip this one into shape, though. But then again, going to the theater nowadays is such a pain in the neck. Wan will have to put his blood, sweat, tears and blood into this one. My guess is theaters across the…

J-Pop: Makin' it happen — shuf-fail, that is.
A song from the Tomoko Kawase-fronted the Brilliant Green uses a star symbol in one of its songs, "FALLING STAR IN YOUR EYES," making it the first song I hear on my iPod whenever I fail to shuffle correctly. The second song, from Kawase's solo persona Tommy February6, uses…

The extra on the "Supersize Me" DVD …
… where he puts McDonald's fries and a burger and a homestyle grilled burger and house-cut fries all in separate glass jars and monitors what happens to each … man, oh, man. Eventually, the "real" burger and fries get moldy and spoil (as is expected because the ingredients are…