The game is the game.  Always has been.

Fuckin' charmer, this one.
-Jay Landsman

Dag, that's the very first thing I thought of when I read that headline.

Oh, indeed.

Wait, what are we doing?

That routine reminded me of "History of the World, Part I":
Waiter: Jesus.  
Jesus:  Yes?  
Waiter: What?
Jesus:  What?
Waiter: What?
Jesus: Yes.
Waiter: Jesus!
Jesus: What?