Especially if it's a blaffair to rememblack.

Listen to me, you fuck. You did a lot of shit here. You played a lot of fucking cards. And you made a lot of fucking people do a lot of fucking things they didn't want to do. This is true. We both know this is true. You, Solloway, are a gaping asshole. We both know this. Fuck if everybody in CID doesn't know it. But…

A parade? A gold watch? A shining Jimmy-McNulty-day moment, when you bring in a case sooooo sweet everybody gets together and says, "Aw, shit! He was right all along. Should've listened to the man." The job will not save you, Jimmy. It won't make you whole, it won't fill your ass up.

You have my attention, detective. My complete, undivided attention.

I second this. No love for the paper trail investigators on this list?

Albuquerque Neo-Nazis. I hate Albuquerque Neo Nazis.

But the price is right, eh?

There is a MST3K episode where the Mads invent "tank tops" just like that.

Yo, bunk. I have some dirt for you on some murders. They stay murders, right?

There is a MST3K episode where the Mads invent "tank tops" just like that.

First she gives me the pussy, then she takes my shoes?…  that shit ain't right.

The bigger the lie, the more they believe.
-Bunk Moreland

For someone like me, who has not yet seen Scary Movie 1-4, will I even have any idea what's going on? Should I read the Wikipedia entries for the first four movies or something?

Clever joke one day too late for anyone to notice.

Hesh wants some SEX!

Already in progress.  Around the edges.

Look at me! I'm like a beaver. A sexy little beaver.

I did notice the shots of the kelp harvest.

Something, something, something… DARK SIDE.

Pod Six was jerks!