Congrats AV Club Commenters!
I'm glad to see nobody is buying this guys brand of 'in yer face I'm like Mountain Dew but I'm liberal so it's ok' brand of garbage. You guys have exactly as much as intelligence as I expected, you smart bunch of hipster douchebages. Now enter unregistered Chauncey Douche to get all sweaty…

What does summer remind you people of?
I'll have to go with sweaty pubes and drinking one warm, sandy coors light at the beach before I get too tired and sunsick to stand up.

Hey Heller!
Make sure not to put any of that 'slightly slower than punk rock and no pretensions about pretending to look homeless and thinking that underground music helps poor people eat' music on yer mix tape! You know that shit will make you fall asleep at the wheel faster than snorting Vicodin off your own dick.

Go to Vegas and slap it down on black at the roulette wheel. If you win, they'll have to find another nutriloaf to pay you. If you lose it'll get transferred to the buffet.

hey Unregister Grizzley Douche!
You should come on here and defend any and every band that anyone has a bad word to say about and let them know that if the band wasn't as popular they would actually like that band. Those hipster fucks!!!

Seriously…
How do you get away with writing the same article once a month?

It's all…old…zzzzzzz

This hipster guy is less funny than the Hater.

That video
was not funny

sui generis
Do most people know what this means? Cuz I have no fucking idea. There really isn't a phrase in English you could use?

Thanks J-Mo!
Hey thanks I never heard of these crazy kids, but they've now got one more album sale. I'm turning it up with each track. Hopefully my bf will be awoken up shortly by it. He'll know it's not his DMB alarm clock gay-tone.

I blame the screenplay
I dunno who wrote it, but the screenplay kinda stunk. Everything else is signature Wai (Wong?), but the dialogue got really cheesy at times.

You hate me? What the hell big boy?

The only thing more common on this website than hipster elitism is hipster elitism paranoid backlash.

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Ugh, sorry I don't know who is behind every show that ever existed. Andy, thank you for a non-modern day-cynical-high defbag answer (hipster d-bag (hd)). I want one of your balls in my dicksucking lips mouth.

Hmm
The people in this show remind me of the next door neighbor in the Beavis and Butthead show that used to air on MTV in the 90s. Is this the same animator, or same people behind it in any way?

Typo?
The chances of something spontaneous happening in such cloistered environs are about like someone flubbing their lines at a Cats matinee.

That was so funny…
That I totally forgot to laugh!

Sean, that was long
Why do you type so much on fridays Sean? Do you do anything for this site the other 4 days of the week? Don't you want to come over?