Everyone I know freaked out about the religious overtones in "The Conjuring." I think they mention God like once. And then they may have recited some biblical stuff during the exorcism, but I don't quite remember.

Sexist.

This wouldn't have happened if he hadn't tried to confuse Kanye with some bullshit like the New World Order.

Maybe you all are homosexuals.

Helloooooo nurse!

Do good? I? No! Evil anon I deliver. I maim nine more hero-men in Saginaw, sanitary sword a-tuck, Carol, I — lo! — rack, cut a drowsy rat in Aswan. I gas nine more hero-men in Miami. Reviled, I (Nona) live on. I do, O God!

"Embezzle" is a funny word.

"It's taking the genre in strange new directions."
number eight *belch* number eight *belch* number eight *belch*

"You remember the video where they’re all in the car and it’s all their stupid thoughts? First of all, that’s the saddest traffic jam I’ve ever seen. Why is everyone in the traffic jam sad? Why isn’t there one person who’s like, 'Hey, it’s a pretty good day!'"

I saw Charlie Louvin at Bonnaroo once. Most of the kids (I was still a kid at the time) laughed for a few minutes and went off to see Girl Talk or some garbage. For those of us who stuck around, it was magical.

"I used to just think he was ok, but you guys have convinced me how awesome he is." With that, James Franco finished his screed and clicked "Submit." He leaned back in his swivel chair and took a sip from his steaming cup of cherry marmalade. Outside, he could hear the hyenas cackling. Their time would come.
"Keep…

Yeah, most strippers aren't that well-read.

When authors like Gaiman are (in the eyes of fans) seen as incapable of doing wrong, it becomes hard for an editor to cut their stuff down. So they get to mix their actually good stuff with meandering nonsense, introduce dumb ideas and characters that would have been axed by any critical editor worth his/her salt.…

Ricky Gervais is like the anti-muppet. The Muppets represent joy and wonder and love. Ricky Gervais is a hate-vomit stain in the corner of a gas station restroom with a sign on the door saying "atheists only."

Rogen and Goldberg interview really well. They're on WTF this week too, it's a lot of fun.

Wasn't "Poltergeist" one of the films that inspired the PG-13 rating? It got a PG, but a lot of folks felt it was too intense for that? I seem to recall that… And I think "Gremlins" had to do with it, too.

They don't look exactly the same, but Dan Harmon has always reminded me of Slavoj Zizek.

So I says, red M&M, blue M&M, they all end up the same in the end.

I would love to see Walt Jr. and Anne Veal get together to form the most boring TV couple of all time.

Also, don't cry for Barney Gumble, because he's already dead.