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Nobodies corrected the AV Club yet?
The article states Valkyrie was directed by Christopher Mcquarrie, when it was Bryan Singer who directed and Mcquarrie who wrote it.

Friday night me and my daughter watched Waterworld on Blu ray, the transfer was great and the movie is still awesome (Fuck any of you haters)I then watched Altered States (kind of a let down) and finished off with To Live and Die In L.A. (always a great fuckin choice, and slowly becoming my favorite movie)

I'm a guy that loves to look at his own cock. I love my cock. I love playing with it, washing it, flipping it around in fucking circles even.

Yeah eh,
I tweeted his ass back saying "ILL TAKE MY BARBARICALLY CUT COCK OVER A DROOPY COCK THAT RESEMBLES AN ANT EATER ANYDAY. I LOVE MY PARENTS FOR HAVING THE GUTS TO CUT"

Gayest post for sure Dbag, you're a fucking loser.

Cracked
Is it just me, or did this shit flop as bad as a Cracked Top 20 List of some bullshit ass bullshit?

@JSerious - My wife and I watched it, and all we wanted to do afterwards was have some more drinks, smoke some reefer, fuck and talk about how lucky we are. Maybe that couple was thinking the same thing man, marriage ain't as bad as these fucking social anarchy movies make them out to be. It's a good way to spend some…

It Gets Better
To quote Bret Easton Ellis "I hate that shit about "It Gets Better" It doesn't. Retool it. Say "You Get Stronger." The narcissism of gays is out of fucking control…"

CHANGE YA LITTLE DRAWERS CUZ YOUR PANTS IS SAGGIN'

The guy with the hair
Can fuck off.

Mickey Rourke
Will fuck you up.

No. They did do one with cartoon bugs, and it was called A Bugs Life. And all you little bitches are still creaming in your panties about it and all the other cartoon Pixar puts out.

Oh, is it Senor Bagofcrap? Jut gets under your skin and gets you all fucked up eh? Get the fuck over it. Jesus fucking Christ.

I'm with you BoredandCynical, what an overhyped, mediocre piece of fuck.

Keptsimple, you bring up a good point, but in all honesty, do you know many women who's jobs or lives make excellent movies or roles in general? I read this article about how the only time women are talking in movies, its in direct connection to a man no matter the circumstances. But isn't that real life?

And better yet, how the fuck is fat-forehead-ugly-fuck from Scott Pilgrim getting any work at all? That movie sucked tiny micheal cera cock and she did what for the movie? Made it uglier?

WHO THE FUCK
IS OLIVIA MUNN AND WHY THE FUCK SHOULD I CARE ?

Theres people like me an owl because people like you are way too pussy to bring the realness to the message boards.

Motherfucking
Dinoshark you fucking slut butts! Dino Fucking Shark.

Everyone praises the fuck out of Madvillainy, but track for track I feel like its got the worst ratio of hard as fuck to just boring scratching and instrumentals. Don't get me wrong, the fucking album bangs harder than fuck when Doom is on fire, but when Madlib is just playing around shit gets boring.