We want…information.

I got your dinner right here!

@avclub-f2d35b2542b90a729646e3503a790669:disqus  - I cannot guess why.  Please help.

[Taps at cricket bat hanging overhead labelled "First Trimester"]

[Arrives way too late, but figured he should just go for it, jumps on stage]

I'm waiting for the Wilson-brothers-fronted straight-edge hardcore band, Sneer.

@Dikachu:disqus @avclub-de4a08d644135b09bd7e1a592dff156b:disqus  - Or a Uriah Heap cover band!

I can write stuff in my genetic code all over the place.  Does that count?

My weird uncle made movies for nothing.  All he needed to do was strap a small camera to his shoe and ride escalators at the mall all day.  The camera cost less than $100.

Maybe they should change their name to "Cabin in the Woods Sisters."  Huh?

AV Club
 Fighting heartbreak, with banjo love songs.

I must get “Wibbly-wobbly, racial purity”  on a t-shirt.

"If you're not going to buy anything, then get the hell out."
"Wait, wait.  It's just hard to read.  See?  It's smudged.  Oh, I wish I brought my glasses."
"Just get out of here, old man."
"No, no.  I'll figure it out.  I think it says '12 heads of garlic, dry ginseng (8oz), Eye of newt'…and….wait, this last word looks…

See, I went elsewhere with the term "tip."

Go on…

I knew you were going to say that!

Click aqui!

Next installment: Machete Shops for Vests

"Cuba Gooding Jr. was in Snow Dogs."
Hahaha, FUCK YOU, CUBA!

Never watched this.  I don't think this article will do anything to spur me on to try it.