Don't call me stupid.

Yes, this.  Rated PG-13.

This entire project should be taken from Dan Akroyd and handed off to Tyler Perry.  How's that for parallel universe, mother fucker?

Gumball Rally is better than Canonball.

Like The Polar Express?

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Hey! You got your menstrual blood in my diarrhea!

The original Taking of Pelham 1-2-3 would be acceptable.

That's why I listed Firebirds, Iron Eagle.

No, no, no…Chester Bennington was a rogue poacher raised in Spokane, but was known in the Northern Territories as "Fur Breath."

What's next?  Guesses?  Bullit, Ronin, Vanishing Point, Le Mans, Used Cars, The (Original) Italian Job, Firebirds, Iron Eagle, Taxi, Gumball, Canonball Run, French Connection…

@avclub-2ac233bc53744593f485e5752aaa692a:disqus  - Wow.  That's…um…brave.
At least you didn't have to live in it.

I swear, that photo has got to be of a lesbian doppelganger of Bieber.  Over sized aviators?  Check.  V-Neck?  Check.  Earrings?  Check.  It's definitely a chick.

Especially if you consider Snoop Dogg's adoration and mention in his lyrics.  Specifically, the '64 Impala…

He's got quite a Spark!  He'll be partying in Monte Carlo in no time!  I would Venture he's going places!

Tyler Perry's Madea gets Married with Chris Pine as Madea's love interest, Jerome Washington.

Does he look Puerto Rican to you?

Fuck anything that has Khan without the sexiness of Ricardo Montalbahn…

That thing had a plot.  Romulans and shit…right?

What is he?  A reptile?

C'mere…lemme show you…