I dunno about dogs, but I go fucking crazy.

I thought that was an homage to the equally random scene of Colonel Whateverthefuck in Die Hard 2

I was an owl exterminator…

He's reminiscing about those chocolate covered pretzels.

Funny, you went that way - I was thinking, "You can't go over water, unless you got POWAAH!!"

I read this four times and am still confused.  Did you mean patience?

Nice.  A well illuminated corpse.

You go to hell.  You go to hell and die there.

Movies in the 21st century: take whatever you had in the 20th century, shake it up, chew it up with some dog biscuits, and vomit it out onto your favorite rug.  You know the rug.  The one that really brought the room together.

I am interested in listening to this album, now.

UPDATE:  He WAS wearing a top hat.

Who?

SOY BOMB!

@avclub-e57dbebc740250d2c4a370cf6ccb35f0:disqus  - I am sorry, I don't listen to hip-hop.

Some people read tea leaves, others read man sauce puddles on your mom's tongue.

Dutch people are polite.  Even when it comes to silly Canadian chowderheads.

Like cancer or fungus?

Can?  As in, "invited to?"

@avclub-792b765aa995daf26cf6f17f519c949d:disqus  - Was she the one with the big boobs?

I was waiting for the O'Neal take on this inanity.  Thank you for not disappointing.