I dunno, are child murderers worse than comedians?

Nope.  Just a story about the zany Chinese.
Those nutty Commies!

Or fish.  Or vegetables.

Or breathe the air.  Or go into any of their buildings.  Or drive on any bridges.  Or drive.

Did you not mean, "in?"

We cannot achieve so much with such small penis, but you American wow, penis so big, so big penis!

"acting normal while still giving crazy eyes."Sounds like some girls I dated.

This move must be very realistic because that is quite simply the ugliest ensemble of characters since…since…I dunno…Goonies.

They say that about 6 million barrels of whisky are lost to Angel's Share per year in Scotland.

Boooooring…

Don't you mean, "rofrmao?"

Great.  Now I have to go change my password.

passwordup

I once put on…er…got in a Smart car.

…or like that sheen you get when you fall asleep on a bus and miss your stop by 2 1/2 hours?

Caption Contest:

Sounds like the two new shows that are replacing Kathy

"My un dispatcher told me zer vas a problem mit eine cable."

Also, there must be at least one obscure reference regarding either Peter Sellers, Alphonse D'Amato, or Colm Meaney.

Magna Carta!