So, a chronic masturbator?

Truly a shame. RIP.

It's just a model.

What we really need is some diversity: my vote would be for Chris Tucker.

She's black?

Better get started on that strongly worded letter.

Life doesn't make me feel stupid.  It makes me feel angry, frustrated, and sometimes hungry.

Bangkok?  Violence?  Ryan Gosling's gaze?  All of the above?

@avclub-e3f5ab7f02122f95b801e13e2c586d6a:disqus  - I keep saying, "Curb your wheels.  Curb your wheels."  Does anyone listen?  No.  Fuckin' A…

I will be watching this.

"Right now he's working on numerous other projects and has decided not to return to the show."
Awesome.

Way to make this about you.

North Korea is about to launch missiles but now we have something to fight for!

Perfect time to do the free trial!

[Other end of phone] "BE MORE HANDSOME!"

…he says, picking pieces of his neighbor out of his teeth.

Liked for double entendre!

Frank Sandwich Maker is supposed to be riveting.

Yup.  This sounds like something that will make me feel stupid, but glad that I tried.

I enjoyed both of the books and have this on my list of things I need to watch