In post-Soviet Russia, stairwell kicks the shit out of you?

"trying to fornicate with televisions" recently became much harder thanks to DVDs.  Man, that VHS was a sweet little meat locker…

Auuuugh!!!!  Shark-boy!!

[Hides all turtlenecks and cardigans.  Weeps a bit]

That would be a dead rodent.  I recommend making small holes in your walls immediately to find the source.  Also, open all vent grates and inspect the duct work.  If you still can't find it, start taking apart any and all drains.  I also recommend purchasing a snake-cam, some snake lights, and a head lamp.

I have about 30 pages left to read in the book.  I am guessing I will at least watch the movie, if not purchase it.

What's the thing that turns them into bitches?  Asking for a friend.

Is that the Holosuite bar on DS9?

Fine.  You win.

@Dikachu:disqus  - I usually go with "regurgitated airplane food with a boiled rodent au jus" but perhaps your description is slightly closer to the truth…

That is one creepy looking kid.

Listen to @avclub-22eda830d1051274a2581d6466c06e6c:disqus .  Look at me.  I used to torture small animals for fun, now I do it on behalf of Animal Control.

Holy fuck @Dikachu:disqus  - are you hiding in my office?  That's exactly what I have going on here…or Weight Watcher's Smart Ones…fucking gross…

"Well, well, well…look at the tits on you" -Bruce Willis

You mean this: http://www.youtube.com/watc…

Watched a few movies this weekend:
My Favorite Year with Peter O'Toole.  What a riot.  Funny, warm, and just fun as hell to watch.  Peter O'Toole plays an awesome drunk.  "This is for ladies!" "So is *this*, ma'am, but every now and then I have to run a little water through it."  Just great.
As Tears Go By which was…

What I really want now, is an interview with Tyler Perry.

"Bit of a dick, isn't he?"

Thank you for watching this so that the rest of us don't need to.

No. But Saxondale is fucking awesome. How he treats his neighbor is awesome.