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No, but they should totally make a movie about how Yoda passed his driving test.
"Parallel park I can."

Fucking wasted am I.  To puke I need!

Yoda: The College Years

Is that her on the flying chair?  Look out!

That'll be in "Abuse."  Down the hall.

Where's the bird?

Remix: "I Fell Down the Stairs feat. Raekwon."

Why does "only" belong to Lamborghini?

I got a DAWES notification for this?

I think you're in the wrong place.  Negativity is a prerequisite here.  Snark is helpful as well.

No, he has a tattoo of Rihanna, so even when she's not around he can beat her.

The real problem with Lambos is that they are almost exclusively driven by uncool people.

Now an orange AM is truly terrible.

Lambos are supposed to be bright ridiculous colors.  That's the point.  Nothing gross about it.

That's what marketing is for.  You didn't know you needed all of this, but you will be so informed.

How did the three dudes fit in the Lambo?  Was one of them running behind it?  Or do they drive in motorcade?

Google Maps says we've arrived at our destination!

Google Maps says we've arrived at our destination!

But how are Hunter S. Thompson and Tim Burton involved?

Good night, unpronounceable Eastern European city!