That picture freaks me the fuck out.  It says, "I'm here for your soul/children," but with style.

"No, even with the paycheck from this movie you are not on the lowest tax bracket. You're below the poverty line. Now, shhhh."

Pffttt…I am always drunk and surly…sober would be dangerous…

@avclub-bca3531762af8a993c4f60c48fd5e33b:disqus  - Are you sure?  I got her to sleep quite peacefully.

i don't think this will properly satisfy my need for Nazi slapstick.

"So what does that make us?"
"Absolutely nothing!!"

Hey, baby, wanna go kill all humans?

Ladies and gentlemen, my killbot has Lotus Notes and a machine gun. It is the finest available.

I got him a jacket covered in lovely sequins!

Starland Vocal Band? THEY SUCK!

I would love to see a Facebook post or Twitter message from the people of Newtown that just said, "No, thanks."

So…this or Gatsby?

I stopped watching that a loooooooong time ago.

Ocean's Twelve?

Dammit, Murtaugh!

Wouldn't Command-P be referring to a printer or printer function, not the computer?

Phbbbbbbbbbbtttttt…..

Feh.  I just started It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia two weeks ago. Battlestar Galactica a couple months ago.

Only if @avclub-3be42d8a3412057f79af152555e39bd4:disqus went to high school with me in Siberia.

I ain't worried about no aliens, Will Smith.  Just get the fuck out of my living room.