We regret to inform you…

This is the main plot driver of Ready,
Player One, a book currently being made into a movie. If it does halfway well, expect the eighties to become real big real fast.

A Minion's Purpose

We regret to inform you, etc.

That's not how the Force The Discourse works!

I actually teared up.

Can you work eating dogs into it somehow?

American Gods S02E01.

Aloha came out two years ago! Where have you been?

“Most of the human victims found in Pompeii often show ‘strange’ position of arms and legs…"

All together now…

"No blacklights allowed."

Gives new meaning to the phrase "bed death".

Yeah, warehouse jobs are the ones I've heard of requiring drug tests.

Same, every time!

I presume they don't read past the third word.

I'm tired.

Those are the worst four!

I want to live in Effington.

It does if you sing it fast enough.