New York, New York, the city so nice they named it twice!

Now do Constantinople!

I can't say.

Even old New York was once New Amsterdam…

She's trying to usurp Taylor Swift's position as official ambassador.

What's cool is how New York is kind of like the main character of the song.

You know what they say about making it there…

Somebody here recently pointed out that the NRA works for the best interest of gun manufacturers, not gun owners. It's an obvious point but not something I'd considered before.

Do most people in the States get a four-day weekend? Or is it an Awkward Monday year?

Sonofacuck doesn't have the same ring to it.

You comment once a year, and this is what you choose?

Kristen Wiig

We don't even have that word in Canada yet!

One person per cinema. Each ticket costs $1200

Comin' on Ya!

How are your kids doing, again?

Much like Bad Dads Daddy's Home earlier this month, I wasn't even fully aware that the original movie had been released already, and now they're promoting a sequel!

Well, it's not like it's parents reading them either…

So this confirms that Despicable Me takes place in the Marx Bros Extended Universe, yes?

Or on girls, if that's your thing.