Less than 9 inches, I've been told.

It's been a week since the last Nudeador Viking III missive. Can it really be over?

I wasn't clear whether the problem is that he comes on her chest because he finds it hot, or he won't come inside her because he's (paranoid/responsible).

https://youtu.be/CV_hDyfmEw…

"Hot" could mean "popular", I guess. I really don't understand why it's so common.

Lily James in this looks a lot like Keri Russell in Waitress, right?

I have a vague memory that this joke came from a real event. Like, someone took a few words out of a negative AV Club review and used them to form a positive pull quote? But I can't find it by googling. Am I crazy?

:(

Yeah, he might be overestimating people's knowledge of Simon and Garfunkel B-sides.

Excuse me, Mike Meyers is Canadian.

I knew what it was going to be, and yet I clicked anyway.

Yeah, I know. It's effective in a way that "muggle" and "squib" never really were.

$69 million

Yeah, I get it. I guess the spoiler warning is for the specifics of the episode, not the fact that he's not coming back.

Is it an asshole that can suck in, or a vacuum for sucking up assholes?

I like the spoiler warning at the beginning of the article whose title includes the same spoiler.

You think no one ever tried to fvck the Sarlacc?

The first thing I ever saw Ellie Kemper in was a POV video where she was going to give a guy a blowjob, and the first thing she does is pull out a napkin to dry off her tongue.

Ctrl-F, people!

Who is more foolish? The fools, or the fool who hired the fools?