I think there was a Whoopi Goldberg version updated to the nineties, or something? I have vague memories of a TV movie.

Dian Johnson

Benicio Del Toro is actually playing his Guardians of the Galaxy character in this, thus tying together Disney's two cinematic universes into one Disney Mega-universe.

It's so dense. Every frame has so many personal or business loans going on.

Yeah, it doesn't really make sense but "The Resistance" isn't sanctioned or recognized by the new Republic. The Republic has its own army/fleet (which was destroyed in TFA) but refuses to openly acknowledge the threat posed by the First Order, for some reason.

She hasn't even seen Y Tu Mamá También!

The Tooth Fairy

Relevant The Onion headline:

Hey, The Rock should play The Thing!

Yeah, I feel like I'm on the young side at 27.

he's toned it waaay down in the past decade!

Dwayne Johnson's feet are secretly hideous. That's why you've never seen them.

That header image:

Apparently watching that movie was my wife's sexual awakening.

Dirty DanC-ing

I have no idea if this is a joke.

Staples, believe it or not.

Ugh, what a tool. I watched the first two movies on TV over the weekend and still had fun, but I had a hard time enjoying Jack Sparrow like I used to.

I knew this was an Iggy review 2/3 of the way through the first paragraph.

I been here for years!