Upvoted for lib-rarian.

Ha! This one wins.

DAMMIT I came here to post exactly this.

I really like hearing him read his own writing, but I'm not sure that translates to wanting to hear him read any old thing.

Oh, out loud.

Heh, I hadn't heard that specifically but I'd believe it.

I heard that the character wasn't supposed to survive, but they changed that after casting Christie in the role. Same with Poe, which led to rewrites and the movie's release being pushed back.

Minarets

Unless there's a nipple.

I can't believe it's taken me this long to wonder what @Dikachu:disqus has in his pants. A nose? Another dick? A smaller Dikachu?

There's a Canadian beer, Sleeman, that markets itself as having been Al Capone's favourite beer.

It's a Benjamin Button kind of thing.

"We used to think that was snark, but now we know it's wit"

Hey - just wanted to say I'm sorry this happened on your article. Must have sucked.

How do you keep up with the news like that?

I saved a few of the blatantly racist ones for future use when someone says it's the left that's "really" racist.

Is Benicio del Toro's Wolfman part of this universe?

She'd be a contemporary of Cleopatra then, right?

BRILLIANT

Bud Light, then?