Mother I'd Like to Pony

Cuck on the Yak

The story about him trying to issue an ultimatum to the Freedom Caucus and getting laughed at was particularly enjoyable.

I feel like there's a Leslie Knope headline in there. "Merry Fairy Barry Marries Hairy Garry on the Prairie!"

Let me tell you, I had a rough breakup with my high-school girlfriend Spugg.

Wait, their names are "Garry" and "Barry"? I don't think I could date, let alone marry, someone whose name rhymed with mine.

(pointless aside)
Whenever someone types "binged" I pronounce it in my head as "bing + d", instead of as "bindged". Obviously "bindged" looks stupid and wouldn't be the past tense of "binge," but there you go.

ANTI-SEMITE!

Is Noël Wells going to be in season 2? I really liked her character in the first season but they didn't really leave room for her to come back as a regular after the finale.

It's never happened to me, but maybe if you're not using enough lube? It seems like sex with enough friction to break a condom would be incredibly painful right off the bat, though.

There are three? I've seen New in Town and The Comeback Kid, what's the third?

Fair enough! As I implied above, I was probably enjoying it more as a result of where I was in my life. I wasn't particularly aware of Internet culture before that, so seeing my favourite webcomics and normally-serious brands like Google and Facebook playing jokes online was still novel to me.

Two personality types. Three, really, if you count Gen X + Millenials + everyone else.

It's a shame, because Atlantis, Emperor's New Groove, Lilo & Stitch and even Treasure Planet are all really good movies that kind of flopped due to said backlash.

I rewatched the original Shrek last year and was struck by how much of an influence that movie had on my sense of humour going forward.

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Disclosure: I didn't see Boss Baby but I think I read that puppies are the bad guys?

Didn't you see Boss Baby?

I think it was good from, say, 2008-2010ish, then intolerable when corporations caught on from, say, 2011-2014, but since then it's been dying down. For the last 2 years I've definitely seen more people complaining about April Fools than actual pranks.

Hey, if any Firefly alum is going to be emperor of Canada it should at least be Nathan Fillion, a Canadian.