I think "Who's Doctor Who's new Doctor? WHO??" works better.

It's not like Matt Smith was a huge household name when he got the gig.

TARDIS vs Dream Yurt!

And swords! Don't forget swords!

Doctor's Law: If some cunt can fuck something up, that cunt will pick the worst possible time to fucking fuck up because that cunt's a cunt.

As a drummer, I would like to register my complete lack of surprise that an article titled "When the drumming's this good, who needs vocals?" is illustrated by a picture of some guy with a guitar.

He hasn't mastered Mantis Style yet. Which for a drummer is ironic, as it depends mainly on arm and finger strength.

I say he should beat the shit out of Jared Leto again. And again and again, in excruciating detail. You need to stick with the classics!

The narrator is never named in the book. Surely it's not too much to expect that the guy who actually wrote the book would know this?

When did the narrator's name officially become Jack? And besides, the narrator calls himself Jack in the movie, the book uses the name Joe, e.g. "I am Joe's crushing disappointment that Chuck can't leave this fucking book alone".

WALL-F

Zaxxette all the way!

He's fucked if he gets to school and Barakason Smith is in the same class.

@avclub-3be42d8a3412057f79af152555e39bd4:disqus I believe the collective noun is an unkindness of data.

Monkey Tennis?

I hadn't planned on it, but this comment piqued my interest.

You may wonder: how does wood get so hard?

@avclub-808e22af6c33eea22608f30cef458844:disqus  I recognise all five of those words but that statement doesn't make any sense.

Forgivahness preeze!

He's not the neo-nazi you're looking for…