Theon was lucky he didn't throw his shoes over the roof after he knocked him out. And where does he find time in between all that raiding and pillaging to read a book a week?

Yes, but the Meereen story has the awesome payback of the Quentyn Martell story!

Just for that, I ought to give you a set of elephant balls!

He's an asshole. Look at his haircut. You see anyone with a haircut like that, you KNOW he's an asshole.

I also liked the Frankie Boyle line "for 3 million you could give everyone in Scotland a shovel, and we could dig a hole so deep we could hand her over to Satan in person".

Fair point! Probably not in a Ken Loach film, though.

Ken Loach on Thatcher's funeral:

Partridge had a second series. Not a great one, mind.

For me, Season 4 in general is the pinnacle of all television, and I would make a case for Selma's Choice as the creme de la creme.

"Do it for her" is the peak, but Homer and Marge's bike ride into the sunset at the end of Duffless is a close second in the sweetest Homer moment stakes.

I can't like this enough. It pains me to watch what Ben Elton has become. We Will Rock You? No thanks.

I love the Green Album. Knockdown Dragout is a perfect pop song!

I ought to give you a ruddy great punch on the bottom for what you've just said!

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Release the dolphins!

I'm waiting for Dwarf Cuba Gooding. He's way better than Dwarf Ben Affleck.

Toasterlad: Anatomically, Jim Lee is Leonardo da Vinci compared to this guy:

Will it have skits? Those things are hilarious!

I think that headline should start "Dull people from the UK who buy three albums a year love Emili Sande".

Oh, he's been Gosling alright. He Gosled them good!