As much as I like Cult of Luna, Vertikal has led me to the conclusion that I don't need to hear any new album of theirs in the future:I can pretty much hear the next one in my head right now, and it sounds exactly like the last two or three.

JudgeReinhold: and at least 30 of those pages consist solely of the phrase "trenchers hollowed from loaves of bread".

Julian May's Saga of the Exiles and sequel/prequel (time travel is involved) Galactic Milieu series are all kinds of awesome.

Otm Shank already has that role sewn up.

With regards to my usage of the drug…..

How else is it supposed to kiss her whole asshole?

Oh, that's just what we call "pillow talk", baby…

That's SIR Ben Kingsley to you, Djoneson!

Well, you've got to have a bit of lube, haven't you?

And here was I thinking that the "same four chords I use…." thing was from an interview he gave about the song.

Jurassic Park 4 is in pre-production
like Jurrasic Park 3 wasn't bad enough
And Michael Crichton won't be kicking his heels 'til …erm, never mind

Choosing my uglier testicle? That's a modern day Sophie's Choice right there.

Don Staples: ironically, that's exactly what I said to yer maw last night…

Ahh, a Harry Wragg! As much as I can't thank you for reminding me of THAT scoreline, I will offer a heart-felt "gaun yersel!" for not just assuming that "Airdrie" is automatically synonymous with "Hun".

Absolutely! Iain Cook's old band, very different kettle of fish to this lot, though.

As great as being "formerly of The Twilight Sad" is, surely being "formerly of the frankly fucking incredible Aereogramme" deserves at least a mention?

NOBODY MOOOVE! That lassie goat glassed, and no cunt leaves here tae we find oot whit cunt did it!

Seeing "Motherwell rules" on this site has almost made my head explode with rage.

I bet this was all brought on when her filtered water started tasting impure.

HBO? Really? That's quite the coup for them, landing Bit Torrent's biggest show.