After seeing a lot of the comments, and even the language of the review ("no crimes are committed… all he wants is a kiss…"), I really hope the next thing he does with this storyline is ten minutes of direct commentary over that scene like a football analyst breaking down video:

Says a lot about the villification standards the sports media has perpetuated that extremely talented 22 year-old professionals who "want to control where they end up" are considered dicks.

Please, just David. Captain Rape is my father.

Yeah, yeah, we get it, we live in a cultural wasteland. In our defense, iowa went dukakis, clinton, clinton, gore, gw, obama. Not the worst twenty year stretch you could put together.