O'NEAL!

I can't quite articulate why I stand alone (?) as a Hagar-solo apologist, even though Diamond Dave was far more entertaining in VH. Perhaps its because the deep-cuts from "VOA" are just so damn comedic, especially if you scream along in your best Hagar impression (ironic twist - it helps to be sober whilst). Witness…

How does one become a Nielsen ratings household? Perhaps we could connect some AV Club viewers with the system, and aid our programming choices. Hell, the ratings systems exclude college dormitories and Hulu views, correct? We'd merely be evening the score.