Samantha Nelson
Is without doubt the best of the AVC games reviewing staff. Her reviews are consistently good and thorough, lacking superfluous diction flaunting and jabs with the sole intent of igniting troll rage.

ast year, Mikami fired a blank with Vanquish—a highly polished shooter wrapped in a dopey, unambitious science-fiction world.
WTF is that! Seriously, Gus, overreaching statements like this garner attention (as might be your sole intention), but let's not kid ourselves here, you were trolling. Trust me I'm a troll.

@YourName:

Probably not like that, but it doesn't really matter. The main point is that DW has seemingly been cured of his egregious and erroneous use of colons. Mycroft your sarcasm isn't appreciated, what's more I have not forgotten that you know not the difference between analogy and metaphor. You may not speak to me…

Bear, you can't but admit that the AVC has stepped up their reviewing game since Mike R came along. Coincidence? Maybe, but I think not!

An obvious troll is obvious, but what drives you mad is that you're not sure that I'm trolling. You wonder sometimes if this "horrible" man has a point, or if he's just arguing for the sake of argument. I post everywhere, and my personality to be honest takes some getting use to, but in time, I'm accepted by all,…

"Some of that's true, although I'd take issue with the good-karma powers being shitty, mainly since the two tracks were nearly identical in the first. I like the powered-down areas for being almost the only time when you actually need to be careful how you proceed, and while the sewers were basically just tutorials…

One man can make a difference. Bravo DW!
Proof that AVC reviewers read and take heed. Count up the number of colons here, in this review. I'll save you the time; there's only one and it's used perfectly. Bravo Mr. Wolinsky, you've eared my respect.

LOL

I've not conceded, just so we're all clear.

I hold reviews in high esteem, which is probably the cause of all my "hate" focused around the AVC's poor game reviews. I believe they require a fair deal of due diligences and background knowledge—not just a haphazard assessment of a games parts, as I provided. I also expect all reviews to be free of error,…

You're merely suggesting that my non-review is more substantial and took more effort than DW's—-you are probably right. I'm not fat, I've been bodybuilding for years (BF% 10), and I have so much free time to type because I have a lofty office job whereas you have a retail supervisor breathing down your neck and making…

Hey RB,

RB, you try too hard. Perhaps, try your hand at proper syntax and grammar. What is wrong with the "sentence" below?

The game is actually not a series of hallways; it's quite open and spacious throughout, with many battles taking place within arena-esque surroundings.

Glad you were entertained ; )

Where is Scott Jones?
What sinister machinations must he be planning…

why he gave it a 6/10**

Why all the hate for IGN? At least the troll who reviewed HDR at IGN, clearly stated why, though his only mention of Crucible was that it "was too scary" to undertake, which only demonstrated his ineptitude, not at games but life in general, as it was so easy to grasp and create content using Crucible.

So it's safe to say we're all just nitpicking.