Lame
The only way I'll like the twosome plot is if Downey plays both of 'em.

Vin Diesel

Set a course for Britain,
Punch everything.

Guys, the correct answer was Cradle Will Rock. He played harpsichord, badly, and sang, badly, in Cradle Will Rock.

Giamatti is great
…but he can't play the harpsichord and sing to save his life.

Fuck. Tell Stephen Baldwin to tell God to kill me.

Ridin' in my car, livin' like a star

Regarding STDs, the "actors" go through rigorous, regular testing.