Another blatant copy and ruination of an okay X-Files episode. (Die Hand Die Verletzt) Also Lucifer hasn't been scary since we all realized in 1987 that he is the Luke Skywalker of Christianity.

Well, SOME of the women are hundreds of years older, so it evens out. (Yennefer is about 100 at the time of The Witcher, some sorceresses are many hundreds of years old. Actually, Geralt is around 100. So forget what I said. He robs the cradle constantly.)

There's episodes where he cures his cancer/chills with cancer curing aliens/hides cancer cures. I think he is good. Also he exploded.

Ah, the obligatory "I don't know sports so I'll make a funny playfully exaggerating my ignorance of the rules of said sports " joke. Such hilarity.

I completely agree with Maynard on Super Troopers. Everyone in Broken Lizard just had the timing down so perfect in every scene. Not to mention how perfect their characters were suited to each actor's strengths. That's why Club Dread and the other recent stuff doesn't take as well, they are forcing themselves to do…

" Sam runs away from the walker and gets saved first by Jon’s wolf Ghost, and then by Mormont, who sets the damn thing ablaze…"

Yes please cover this show regularly and also go back and review EVERY EPISODE FOR MY GLUTTONOUS READING HABITS.   Also Regular Show.

A.V. Club is my favorite site, but disrespects metal and doesn't understand it.  They make fun of Cradle of Filth's new album, an epic rock opera with brilliant lyrics, world class drumming and fast difficult guitar, but calls Meshuggah "zealous progressivism."  If progressive is what you call guitar riffs I played…

I think the fact that she is simply "cute" and a "nice girl to hang out with" and she obviously isn't a "naughty" porn star chick is exactly the reason why people want to see her "random meat." Would you rather have a sex-filled Caribbean weekend with Emma Watson or Pamela Anderson? Emma Roberts or Kim Kardashian?…

Honestly, all I do while watching this show is look for ass shots of Kari and hope someone slightly more perverted and motivated than I is compiling them for a nice youtube vid.