I love all four films. The first one I saw when I was a lad of five or six and I wore that fucking VHS out. Face masks, Jean Reno's giant leaking nose, explosive gum (I did get upset when Mighty Ducks got face stabbed). It made no sense to a young me but it was rather enthralling, still a good watch today.

This is the first year in a while I haven't absolutely despised one of the best picture nominations, good news that. The filme I mostly enjoyed was Wolf of Wall Street, 3 hours never went by so fast…12 Years has it in the bag tho, Gravity was a sight to behold but left the rest of me quite cold.

Man of Steel was incredibly dull, glad to see that included. I love 'splosions and tight fitting leotards on ripped up dudes as much as the next guy but holy mackerel was that a snoozer.

The only one that springs to mind immediately was watching Empire Strikes Back when I was in kindergarten or first grade…I remember sitting very close to the television and being an adorable little Star Wars fanatic I was able to quote every line out during the entire run time of the filme and those lucky enough to…

NBC's problem is that they're too antique for the current audience, change the name to NAD and we'd at least have a starting point.

They haven't been able to put together a Napoleon filme worthy of the man's name, although Waterloo (not the rocking ABBA song btw) isn't actually that bad of a film. The battle scenes are incredible, something you could not do in today's age without a buttload of CGI.

You'd think the devil would join the 21st century and at least put wings on hell….

Physique wise, awesome. Craig is cut up and shit but he doesn't compare to the sweet slab of man meat that is the Statham. I always thought Layer Cake was missing a shirtless car oil fight scene.

The Best Man Holiday? Preferably with none of the ladies around to get us any guff, right fellas?

Sonic Youth? I'm not a thief and I look pretty good for my age so I'm not going to do it.

Primer? I hardly know her!

Independence Day is a terrible filme (Patrice O'Neal's ID4 rant justifies its existence) but it was such a part of my childhood that I can't help but love it and watch it anytime it's on television. We watch it every year when the families get together and love it every time. Reminds me of a time that once was, so…

These two gents are deserving of all the praise known to man and then some! Producing something on Comedy Central that isn't dog's dinner in december denver, what a treat!

I told you not to hold a pin near the art.

Crimson Tide is leagues better than this admittedly enjoyable filme, men and metal for two nutbusting hours. An intestical spectacle, deserving of much more praise than all of his other works combined. Denzel and the Hackman? Sign me up!

Why'd you do that? I just bought that bad last week!

think about it than get back to me.

Why do I need sodium before changing lanes?

TBS? I bet U or V is behind this awful anti-T propaganda, jealous bastards.

Don Jon? I'd much rather wear something comfortable.