Who else makes those triple ginger snaps?

I wrote that in 2016, when it was still fresh as a daisy to say…

I would love to visit Bayless' restaurants. I just never go to Chicago. One day…

Are you not entertained?

WHERE'S THE HEN? COME ON!

That's damned impressive.

Mick. You ignorant slut. Police are the backbone of society.

DEPTH!!! MADNESS!!!

*glances at photo*
*smacks gum*

CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES/
THIS IS MY… TRIdent?

Seeing as I had to get a Ticketmaster account the last time I got tickets to see him, this wasn't a struggle. Fingers are crossed!
BRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCE!

https://youtu.be/hvYu73Lns2U?

I was wondering when someone was going to catch that error of mine. I figured the pool was too deep for me to wade back in and correct it. Sorry to be a stressor!

I haven't been to TIF in ages, and have only heard about the Avocado today…

"Where's the bride? Come on!"

🎶"Wwwwwwweeeeeeellllll… Business is boomin'
'Cause people are eatin'
Moooooooove Over Butter…."🎶

IK! Great to see you here, too! Damn, this onion's got some strong vapors…

A slag-hot quarter.

The intent was to humorously imitate a belligerent internet response, whilst also referencing a classic "Simpsons" quote, one from the same episode referenced above.

Oh, ya, I'm facepalmin', you betcha!