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As this is probably my last comment in this format, I'd like to say that commenting with you has been the greatest honor of my life. I can't, but I'd like to!
As this is probably my last comment in this format, I'd like to say that commenting with you has been the greatest honor of my life. I can't, but I'd like to!
TR was blinded in one eye whilst boxing in the White House. Trump wanted to take on something a bit more intimidating.
The cosmic con carries on.
I heard a LOT of crying kids when the eclipse happened. It was getting super cold, the light was losing all its vitality… Pretty easy to see how less scientifically advanced cultures were completely freaked out by it.
"Seeing President Trump take a huge, sloppy shit, then leave the restroom without washing his hands and immediately begin shaking the hands of constituents was the most compassionate thing I've ever seen. He really needed to go, but didn't want to waste any time in getting back to his fans!"
Oof. Yeah, they did.
Any announcement made on a day when the sun was literally blotted from the sky can't be bad!
A titan. RIP.
Well, happy fucking birthday to us all.
My mother is named Martha!
Fish!
Explaining The Room to people who have no idea about why it's hilarious is pretty difficult.
Alright, that's cool, it's not my favourite, but I'll do it for you.
Then gored by a boar.
Just hours of Jon Stewart telling him he's hurting America, followed by the brutal takedown, "I thought you were going to be funny!"
"Heavens, Martha, this mayonnaise is especially spicy tonight! What's gotten into you?"
He didn't stockpile all those mailer 3.5" floppies?! What a maroon!