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You'll Cowards Don't Even Smoke Crack

Mmm… Parquet!

Nobody messes with the 6'2" spray-tanned human penis with dyed-orange hair's blue pill supply.

I really enjoy Mooney on SNL, so I wanted this to be a grand slam.

Yes, although "Hot Pie's House of Pies of Varying Temperatures and Scoville Units" would also have worked.

He shall see minus profits on his next paycheck! Also, what is a "shute?"

And don't even let them get stomped by the giant, mutant lizard, er, AT-AT!

I really hope, for the character's sake, that the greyscale hadn't gotten to his junk yet, because YIKES.

I hope some on-set grump looked to the sky, agape, only to have a bird shit in his or her mouth.

Brilliant RR, Will!

Please, illuminate us with your theories.

Charming.

Maybe she was marveling at the fact that it was completely un-modified, which she suggested altering immediately?

Ugh. Patterson.

Gee, thanks, Pang! Now go ahead and mention brisket burnt ends and make me crave more stuff I can't get right now?!

Whoa oh, whoa oh oh, whoa oh, whoa oh!

Let it out, man. All of it.

Ah, NuDisqus!

You'll never afford it! Live in the now!