Wait, you don't have an ass-crack phone holster? Psht.

There are upwards of fifty burnt perinea on Jared's conscience!

In a bathroom, no less!

"This will be my masterpiece."

I forgot to include MailBot in the animated spinoff!

To be fair, most of the parties come to that house. And anyone with that hair parties given any opportunity.

He's Bash's third grade best friend, who'd rather buy plastic silverware than run the dishwasher. They're both unwilling to confront even the most banal forms of reality. They also live in a house filled with candy and cocaine. She's laying an awful lot, onto someone who is definitely not prepared to handle it.

…until the calzone's sudden but inevitable betrayal.

It's an awful lot of info to lay on a party bro.

Did I say Kuntar punching?

Full disclosure: I've binged the series. There isn't a one of these women I don't love, or love to hate (Melrose!).

You're damn right.

What's really insane is how well that character would still play in conservative circles.

Why, because she has a built-in vacuum and wouldn't leave any coke for the rest of us?

Frankly, that robot needs an animated spinoff, wherein it has adventures with Paulie's robot and V.I.C.I. from Small Wonder.

Q'ntar?

Does the Han Solo movie need a narrator?

Also, her "common as muck" London accent.

Besides. It's Will Patton that looked and sounded like Bill Paxton.

I was watching last night with my girlfriend, and she said, "She kind of does."