Pudgy? The guy had cancer. He's the exact opposite of pudgy.

"Can't we all come together?"
"Can we discuss gun reform?"
"Of course not."
"Then no."

This was boring and bloated. We don't learn much. The dueling narration was corny, and far too much of it was spent convincing me that Ice Cube and Donnie Wahlberg cared about what happened in the 60's before either of them were born. I don't need an entire hour on the 1984 NBA Finals, and I'm sure tonight's would be…

I'm told Catholics during lent. Though no God could allow the fried fish sandwich to be.

It was ballsy. Leno fought back, as the rumor was his show gave celebrity guests a "Him or me" ultimatum regarding appearances. It cost the show more than a few bookings.

I'm playing devil's advocate here. I don't think Donald is correct, but that is probably the only piece of evidence that might support his claim. Would be fun to see Jackson beat the devil out of him with his goddamn cane though.

Andrew Jackson did fight for Federal power over States Rights. So I suppose he might have opposed the Civil War. But he's a really complex dude, who didn't always have wildly progressive ideas about other races. It's kind of hard to say what the undead Andrew Jackson would have argued for in the 1860's, from our…

Does it involve Ku Klux Kryptonite?

This is strange, right? Was anybody nostalgic for Roseanne? Full House was bad, but I could see why certain people wanted it back. I feel like people just watched Roseanne because…you know, whatever, right? It's okay sometimes.

Call it Rosemary, the story of the Bonners who live in Danford, Indiana. They're just a blue collar bunch of real Americans, who happen to all be left handed. See? You didn't see that last hook coming, did you?

Dan Conner is back to feed.

But what good is money if you're going to spend it on Blink 182 no-show concerts?

"If you have needs, please head to the 'BLUE HOUSE' on the main festival site."

It's got a bald headed bear. And you can tell what the raccoons are saying. When they go through the garbage they sound like people. What's not to get? I shouldn't have to defend this classic, but here I am.

Oh fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck you.

He is really good in Mississippi Grind.

"I'll have some of the control samples."

C.L. Lewis: You know this show isn't half bad.
J.R.R. Tolkien: No, it's all bad.
Lewis and Tolkien: Hahahah. Boooooo.

Will they finally correct the Mistake on the Emerson, Lake & Palmer snub?

Cool.
Aside from the amount of times her show airs and the length of this special, I don't see how this is any different from what she normally does. Why can't she just DO this thing on her show any week? What's the point?