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Was T-Dog even in the house for that meeting?

I don't have time to read all these, so I apologize if anyone mentioned it before me, but the kid said, "It smells like puke and poop got married and had the ceremony in my nose."  I wasn't really paying attention, and I heard it.  Maybe it's the auditory equivalent of those posters that require you to unfocus your

It would have been perfect if Drew and Amy did it on Sarah's bed, and Sarah and Mark walked in on them.

I think he meant whipped cream and chocolate sauce.

Plus, he's a dirty Mexican.

I would have liked to see Crosby's dumb head get lopped off a la Ed Truck.

His massive hard-on must have made reaching his socks awkward and uncomfortable.

Why is Dax Shephard a revelation here?  Has he previously been cast in parts that called for him to play something other than a whiny, selfish asshole?

Maybe she got dysentery and had to take it out of her ass.

All the Bravermans dance like jittery seven year olds, but with goofier facial expressions.

They would know each other from that concert in the park thing, wouldn't they?

My knowledge of this is entirely from TV programs, but isn't it usually implied that a cop's family won't receive his or her benefits if the officer commits suicide?  On the shows I've watched, a big deal is usually made of the investigating officers covering up evidence of suicide, if possible. 

Also, I was trying to figure out where I'd seen her father before (never watched Oz, so I still don't know.)  IMBD didn't have the full cast list up at the time, so I googled Russ Landry, among other things.  The closest I came was an Eloise Mumford entry on the wikia for The River.  It said she is primarily known for

Whipped cream bikinis for Jahel and Lena.

I agree, but wasn't it her father who said it, as in "I know how to keep guys from leering at my daughter!  I'll teach her to play accordion!"  Still a pretty flawed plan.

I laughed when Noah was all excited about scarfing pizza after clubbing with George, just like the old days, and George pointed out that it was only 8:45.

Kimantha looked super-fine dressed down.  Maybe I just have a corduroy fetish, though.

I heartily agree, especially with the second point.  Just because this has a few actors from heavily-serialized shows doesn't mean it must have that format, as well.  Also, it's a sitcom, after all.

Tharn actually means frozen in terror, so it's actually misused here.  If the Bravermans went tharn, none of the stupid crap that's been happening on the show could have occurred.  They'd just get run over by a hrududu or eaten by a lendri or something.  And that would be that.

In families with Jewish fathers and mothers of some other religion, aren't the children generally raised in the mother's faith?  I know I've heard that a few times on TV shows.  Anyway, Zeek's great-grandfather might have married a Christian woman, and through the generations any sort of Jewishness was bred out of