For some reason, it's taken me this long (it was actually last week) to notice that not only do Burt's and Jimmy's voices sound the same, but that they also have very similar vocal mannerisms.

Actually, farts are a timeless form of humor.  Get over yourself.

I cringe ever time Jahel appears on my TV screen.

They should have left Jonas hanging from the vine, because I can't stand the kid playing him, and it looks like he's a regular now.

Exactly.  Anybody expecting Family Guy to be deep and meaningful is a pretend intellectual.

I know, I was being sarcastic, because such a big fucking deal was made about the dolphin in the review.

Crappy parents generally make better grandparents.  I remember my uncle talking about what a terrible father my grampa was, but all I knew was that he was an awesome grandfather.

He's a douche.  Or maybe Justin Chatwin is, and is keeping me from liking Steve at all.

Karen's also only 16 or 17 years old, so immature bitchiness is to be expected.

The worst part about the Karen situation is that apparently she won't be taking her shirt off again for awhile.

She said something like, "What makes you think we're in the top 15%?"

Agreed.  Wasn't one of them married?  Then, the one who took her to the wedding seemed to like her, but that he also liked slumming with this white trash chick.  Neither of those options seemed as if they'd be "good for her" in "the long run."  Perhaps Jasmine thinks Fiona's a simpleton.

It is pretty strange that they'd accept the existence of a talking dolphin, because for years they've accepted the talking dog who drives a car and has sex with human women.  The realism in this animated sitcom has totally gone to hell.

I wonder if Macy's going to wear his hair long in every movie until Shameless ends.

Fashion is cyclical.

Bundy wasn't as creepy looking, though.

This is your brain.

I've met a couple people who've become paralegals in the past few years, and there was some schooling involved beyond the high school diploma.  Don't know if it was actually a degree program, but at the very least they were given a certificate of completion once they'd passed their courses.  Then they started under 35…

I laughed when Tom asked the Huxtables why they were all different shades of black, because I wonder about that each time I see that show.

I knew it would end badly for the newcomers when the fat one mentioned how he hadn't had a woman in ages.