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J Serious and the War Machine
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Ep 49 was indeed a very good installment. Schwartz was funny, on-point, and just a really good guest.

Shit man, I'll take water over Diet Coke in a heartbeat. 

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KAKOW!!!

That's no way to talk about islanders.

You can still go back.

It's never too soon for ice cream.

I'm sure you're a saavy consumer and all, very responsible and well-informed, but perhaps you haven't heard, friend: Arrid works.  Like, holy balls.

gloriously underwhelming

*farts*

You're a scourge, Newt. I'd roll you right into the Pacific. 

You had me at chaos.

I'm sorry, I thought you said "Kaufman sold out," and I thoroughly shat myself. Drat!

Tell me about it, dude. Moneyball blew chunks. 

Welcome to The Jungle!

*reboot*

I did. But I'm not you folks.

I can dig it.

Even though we've all had that reaction to the Shake Weight at some time or another, hearing it from them unexpectedly brought me some gleefully shameful and long-forgotten sense of elation. Who ever guessed we would miss the insightful cultural critiques provided us by Beavis and Butt-head?

Yanked Williams Jr. has rowdy friends. More at 11.