Dear Laura
I might be the only person on the face of the earth that knows you're the greatest woman on earth. I might be the only one who appreciates how amazing you are in every single thing that you do, and how you are with Fincher, "Finch," and in every single thought that you have, and how you say what you mean,…

Precisely.

If I were you, I'd be careful wanderin' round these parts by yerself on a stormy night. These threads be haunted!

"'She Cried No,' and he laughed yes."

Wow, thanks for that, Miller. I was blissfully unaware until now.

"equal opportunity jokester"
I'm not his friend, but in my heart, I know he's being completely honest.

Geez, get your head out of the clouds, Boreanaz!

Strange would lose its allure if you weren't married!

Today's secret word is: CLOWN CAR!!!

Or as the Spanish say: "It's German to me!"

Bitch be stealin' my sheets!

It's Greek to me!

Yes, but can he _sing_?

All it takes to turn a rape circus into a celebration is One Lucky Elephant.

Only if she plays them well.

In the long run, every break-up is awesome.

Who-ite?

Just my luck: I get successful yadasies, and it's overshadowed by some douche.

I don't know if I'd call it a grimace, but it's certainly a forced smile.

O geez
Okay, so yeah, I'd like to make a baby with her, yada yada yada