it's not the gimmick we deserve, but it's the one we need.

Every twenty year old is stupid.

well if you want to do the whole vamps = gays thing.  Sometimes, not always, but sometimes people change their tune of hatred when they find out someone they know and love is the thing they hate.

Well, she was "sort of" a virgin, so maybe it won't be the same.

Fae blood is really fattening, as all great tasting things are, and Ben has to watch his figure if he's going to keep taking his shirt off.

Oh, this is going to be worth it.

What's the deal with this dark passenger I'm always talking about?

Her power is being really, really rude.

If only they put some kind of warning.

I only read up to book 6, but didn't they already show Sookie's cousin, the little kid with telepathy?

well you still have to pay property tax.

I guess Niall hooked up with Gary Cole's mother?

Apparently, in the world of the tv show Jason is just a plain ol' attractive human.

the bloody merkin triplets

I liked the homage to a vampire appearing at a virginal type characters window for an invite.  At first I was like why is she wearing that gown, and then Eric floated up to her window and I started laughing.

Haha, now I have that Lonely Island song in my head.  I have to go look at the video now.

"I've been sustaining myself on meals past!"

K = Kid; he’s a kid
N = Naughty; he’s a naughty kid
I = I am the person who will grab the knife
F = Friend; he’s not our friend
E = Education (or, Every Good Boy Deserves Fudge)
G = Gadzooks! I’m terrified of this little child who is going to stab me with the knife!
R = Really? Don’t you think it’s time you grabbed the…

it always helps if you think of another song.

I thought he looked kinda cute in 30 minutes or less, afterwards I spent a good part of the rest of the day wondering what was wrong with me.